Devil In a Gucci Dress

God now for only $30. Let me leave this piece of shit site before it sucks out any more of my money.
Registered for a $10 HU, then had to leave so I unregistered. I leave, come back 30 minutes later, and it says I lost.

This website is a fucking piece of shit for real.

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Trading $50 on Absolute for $50 on Pokerstars. Ty.

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Okay, so no problem. There are other ways to transfer money to my account, right?

Well actually, this "problem" has fucked me beyond belief. Pokerstars handled this correctly but when I tried to deposit money into Full Tilt (I'm not broke there, I actually got quite a nice sum of money, just never deposited and wanted to get the deposit bonus) they fucking suspended my account. This has happened at several brokerage websites as well that I tried signing up to, including Scottrade.

So how do I fucking tell Full Tilt Poker they are just misinformed and that my identity is correct... I just am skull fucked from my Credit Card Issuer? They won't allow that bullshit. And now my account is locked and I lost a couple hundred dollars as an 18 year old with no job and about to go to a full time college. For the fucking very least I could have cashed and put it towards my college tuition. Instead I have to come up with several legal documents including a photo identification that I don't have. So before anything happens chances are I'm going to have to get my driver's license just to retrieve money that is rightfully mine.

In the mean time though I want to try and stay playing poker. Despite losing all my fucking money inside that Full Tilt Account. Two days before this happened I've been putting in 8 hours of volume a day and am more serious than ever... and this happens. So now while I work things out will Full Tilt Poker, I need to find a way to get money inside my Pokerstars account.

I am a STTSNG player, but I had tilting problems as I've told many people. I keep changing my game to things I'm inexperienced in. My Sharkscope shows a positive rating from when I deposited my first $10 and turned it into $200 in one week (hit #4th on the Battle of the Planets Leaderboards first week.. hells yeah). Then I lost it all trying to learn HUSNGs. But now it is back to STTSNGs for me.

If anyone can help me in any way it'd be greatly appreciated. I was going to recommend I would pay someone with paypal but I guess there are scams out there so that is possibly out of the question. I have dealt with lachlan before though so he could vouch for me that I send money fast and easy though (When I moved my roll from Pokerstars to Full Tilt). Or if anyone wants to stake me or just help me out in any way I'd be sure to work hard and get shit done. I'm AKA SCC-Faust @ Team Liquid and AutumnSolace @ 2p2. I'm not the best STTSNGer but if someone does stake me and I lose it, I won't hesitate to pay it back via Paypal or check.

Or if anyone has any guidance right now, I'm totally lost and extremely aggravated this has happened. I NEED HELP FUCKING GOD DAMN SCREW YOU US GOVERNMENT.

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